Happy Thanksgiving and welcome to our annual review of turkey related patents issued by the United States Patent and Trademark Office during the preceding 12 months. As Americans prepare to watch football, enjoy time with family and partake in an annual food-coma inducing feast that will consist of a main course of turkey (with sweet potatoes, stuffing, cranberries, corn, pumpkin pie and many other annual favorites) it is time for our annual turkey patent report.
Since our last turkey patent report over Thanksgiving 2015 there have only been 5 U.S. patents issued with the word “turkey” in the title, which suggests a steep and rather unexpected decline in the number of turkey related innovations year over year. These 5 issued patents were:
- U.S. Design Patent No. D769744, titled Turkey detection device
- U.S. Patent No. 9,474,267, titled Turkey decoy apparatus
- U.S. Patent No. 9,414,582, titled Box-type turkey call…
- U.S. Patent No. 9,345,240, titled Turkey hunting systems and methods
- U.S. Design Patent No. D752921, titled Turkey cradle
What does that tell us? That there was not a lot of patented innovation dealing with turkeys over the last year. Indeed, last year there were 11 issued patents in our annual turkey review, which means turkey related innovation in America has been cut in half! While that may be in the best interests of America’s turkey population, it raises some interesting questions.
It is unclear whether this sharp decline in turkey related innovation is due to prosecution delays at the Office, or perhaps as the result of innovators being concerned about an over active Patent Trial and Appeal Board (PTAB) that may seek to pluck patents on turkey related innovations from the hands of patent owners. Perhaps inventors are just suspicious of seeking rights when American Presidents have for so long made it a practice to rather arbitrarily and capriciously grant full pardons to one or more tasty birds! See President Obama’s Final Turkey Pardon, which chronicles his turkey pardons over the last 8 years!
Of course, that isn’t really the point of this article, as fun as it was to write (tongue planted firmly in cheek, except maybe with respect to the cheap shot at the PTAB).
For years now I have used this yearly Thanksgiving column to remind readers about the dangers of deep-frying a turkey, as something of a public service announcement I suppose. Several years ago I wrote:
[W]hatever you do, if you are going to deep fry your turkey remember 2 things (at least). First, make sure the turkey is thawed, you don’t want to put something frozen into a pot of boiling oil! Second, for goodness sakes don’t fill the turkey fryer to the top with oil and then put in the turkey! Let Archimedes be your guide. If you fill the fryer to the top with oil the boiling oil that overflows the cooking vessel will be equal in volume to that of the turkey you just dropped into the cooking vessel!
So if you are going to deep fry your turkey this year be careful, and don’t be a statistic! Every year 900 homes are destroyed as the result of turkey fryer accidents, with 5 deaths and 60 injuries, not to mention $15 million in property damage. See Top 5 states with most turkey fryer accidents.
But the point of this article isn’t just to remind you to let Archimedes by your guide, or to identify a handful of recent patents that deal with turkeys, make a gratuitous mention of football (go Cowboys!), weave in mention of Presidential turkey pardons, or even to take a cheap shot at the PTAB (although I couldn’t resist). Instead, the point of the article is to simply to have a little fun patent style, hopefully make you smile, and to say THANKS! Thank you for reading IPWatchdog.com!
From our family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving!
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