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Anon
October 10, 2020 01:46 pmMaxDrei,
I certainly hope that you do not apply all platitudes in a wooden and unthinking manner.
While certainly editing for unnecessary words is a ‘best practice’ (and noting your tendency for Motherhood and Apple Pie statements in a vacuum), you ask me questions that I would put directly back to you in this instance. Without the words ‘for maximizing revenue,’ does the claim on its face read towards any indicated utility? Do the words in the preamble breathe ANY life into the claim?
Of course, you and I may well differ on views of our respective Sovereigns have taken in regards to “Business Methods.”
I of course, fully acknowledge your Sovereign’s choices, just as you have ever NOT fully acknowledged our Sovereign’s choices.
This of course is MORE than your “yes, so the cartoon would work.”
Paul Cole
October 10, 2020 05:24 amMax.
The Super Supper March was apparently written by Dr Seuss. My children learned it in kindergarten.
MaxDrei
October 9, 2020 02:00 amHi anon. Is there “something amiss”? I wondered.
When I was new to the profession, 40 years ago, it was explained to me that one should critically review one’s draft claim, and strike out all words that are not strictly necessary. Here, are the words “for maximizing revenue” strictly necessary? What do you think? If they are necessary, why is that?
I will answer my own question with a yes because without them the cartoon would not “work”. But is that a good enough reason to have the words in the claim?
Mark, I laughed at your claim numbering. Good one, cobber!
Paul, always learn something from you. I had never heard of the Super Supper March.
Pro Say
October 8, 2020 04:51 pmSorry Mark, not eligible because … well, just because.
(hmmmm … perhaps the one with the horns is actually the CAFC (other two remain Facebook and Google))
Mark Summerfield
October 8, 2020 04:34 pmAaaargh! @*#$ autocorrect!
No problem. We’ll amend during prosecution.
John Whitner
October 8, 2020 04:21 pmI believe Mark meant “comprising”. Great, but evil claim, Mark. Love the comics, Mr. Sleman, please keep them coming.
Anon
October 8, 2020 10:27 amMark, I like the attempt, but would find the claim term of “confusing” problematic.
Mark Summerfield
October 8, 2020 08:31 am666. A method of maximising revenue comprising:
– selling hot dogs in packs confusing a first number of items; and
– selling hot dog buns in sets comprising a second number of items,
wherein said first number and said second number have no common divisor.
667. The method of claim 666 wherein said first number is seven and said second number is 11.
Paul Cole
October 7, 2020 04:15 amI am delighted that the Devil has now graduated from college and law school and is taking an interest in our profession. However, I am not sure that even the hungriest customer would want to eat eight hot dogs all at once. I am reminded of the Super-Supper March: “Hungry, hungry I am hungry. Table, table here I come. I could eat a goose-moose burger. Fifteen pickles and a purple plum.”
Pro Say
October 6, 2020 06:54 pmI dunno. Looks like Apple with the horns; Google and Facebook shaking hands to me …
Anon
October 6, 2020 04:00 pmI almost have to presume that the caped and horned individual must be Patent Counsel….
(picking up on MaxDrei’s ‘typical’ if patents are involved, something amiss must be afoot)
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